Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-1459 (?)
- SCP-1459 is a modified arcade claw game machine that, when a quarter is inserted, produces a live puppy inside its chamber. The player is then prompted to describe a unique way to kill the puppy within 15 seconds. If a method is provided, mechanical arms or other anomalous means will appear to carry out the described death, and a cookie will be dispensed, usually of a flavor the player dislikes. If no method is given or an insufficient one, a robotic arm will bludgeon the puppy to death, and no cookie is given. The machine cleans itself after each session, and a voice message plays, saying, "Yeah, you're totally going to hell for this. Play again?".
- Save the Badger Badger Badger (?)
- "Save the Badger Badger Badger" is a protest song released in 2013, created by Weebl and Queen guitarist Brian May, featuring actor Brian Blessed. It is a mashup of Weebl's viral "Badgers" animation and Queen's "Flash," released to oppose proposed badger culling in the United Kingdom. The song aimed to raise awareness and support for badgers, with proceeds going to campaigns against the cull, and it charted on the UK Singles Chart and topped the iTunes Rock chart due to public support and promotion.