Software engineer from the UK, studying CS @ UBC. I like building things that are actually useful.
🤖 I built a GitHub Actions workflow that uses the Claude AI API to automatically update this profile every day — the greeting, market snapshot, and commit roast below are all AI-generated and refresh automatically.
taxscout-api — REST API for scraping HMRC tax data on behalf of accountancy clients. Supports Corporation Tax, Self Assessment, PAYE, and VAT.
Happy Friday! Time to push that final commit and enjoy the weekend! 🚀✨
| Index | Price | Day |
|---|---|---|
| S&P 500 | 7,337.11 | 🔴 -0.38% |
| NASDAQ | 25,806.20 | 🔴 -0.13% |
| Dow | 49,596.97 | 🔴 -0.63% |
| FTSE 100 | 10,256.66 | 🔴 -0.32% |
My code has fewer bugs than the market has red numbers today: S&P down 0.38%, NASDAQ down 0.13%, Dow down 0.63%, FTSE down 0.32% - at least my functions return something positive.
Latest headlines:
- Oil prices rise after US and Iran exchange fire in Hormuz strait
- The companies making billions from the Iran war
- South East Water boss quits after supply failures
Your commit history reads like a developer who peaked at "Boom Done" and then desperately tried to compensate with overly verbose conventional commits, but we all know that lazy masterpiece is your true voice.