chore: update README

Author: danielzting

CONTRIBUTING.md

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-  <img src="assets/icon.png" alt="Logo" width="80" height="80">
+  <img src="assets/icon.png" alt="Logo" width="64" height="64">
 
   <h1 align="center">Human Computer Simulator</h1>
 
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-    A game where you get to become your favorite algorithm or data structure!
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-    <a href="https://github.com/DanielZTing/human-computer-simulator/issues/new?template=bug_report.md">Report Bug</a>
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-    <a href="https://github.com/DanielZTing/human-computer-simulator/issues/new?template=feature_request.md">Request Feature</a>
+    Become your favorite sorting algorithm!
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-## Table of Contents
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-* [About the Project](#about-the-project)
-* [Getting Started](#getting-started)
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-## About The Project
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 ![Level select screen](assets/levels.png)
+Have you ever wondered what it feels like to be a sorting algorithm‽ Now you can find out! In *Human Computer Simulator*, you control an algorithm operating on an array, trying to sort as fast as possible. With 10 different levels, a cool visualization, and optional sound effects, you can fulfill your sorting dreams...
 
-You may have come across the famous [15 Sorting Algorithms in 6 Minutes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPRA0W1kECg) video by [Timo Bingmann](https://github.com/bingmann) at some point in your computer science career. There is currently no shortage of neat visualizations of all kinds of algorithms, but what if you could become the algorithm itself?
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-In *Human Computer Simulator*, you control an algorithm operating on some data structure. Right now, the game is limited to sorting arrays. The end vision is to have a library of interactive, playable levels on anything from a search on a binary tree to Dijkstra's shortest path on a graph.
+A demo (large download warning: ~5 MB gzipped) is available on this repository's [Github Pages](https://danielzting.github.io/human-computer-simulator). It requires a desktop browser with support for WebAssembly and WebGL.
 
-It's written using the Godot game engine and licensed with [almost no restrictions](LICENSE.txt). Use it to make a lecture a bit more interesting, review for an assignment, or just kill time. Hope you enjoy.
+## Anti-pitch
 
-## Getting Started
+This is beta software, so there will inevitably be things that are confusing, broken, or straight up wrong. See the [issues](https://github.com/DanielZTing/human-computer-simulator/issues) for a list of caveats and don't hesitate to open another one if you find something new.
 
-This software is in an alpha stage of development and I do not plan on releasing ready-to-run builds until a stable v1.0 release. However, it is very easy to run and hack the source code yourself. Just grab the lightweight free and open source [Godot game engine](https://godotengine.org/download), import the `project.godot` file, and hit the play button.
+## Contributing
 
-A demo version (large download warning: ~20 MB) is available on this repository's [Github Pages](https://danielzting.github.io/human-computer-simulator). It requires a desktop browser with support for WebAssembly and WebGL; mobile is not currently supported. Since this is still in alpha, some things might be dumb, make no sense whatsoever, or just break outright. I welcome any feedback you may have.
+I welcome any bug reports or feature requests. Pull requests are appreciated as well, though I apologize for my code in advance. If you like this so much that you want to [throw money at me](https://venmo.com/DanielZTing), I will add any 80x24 ASCII text block of your choosing to the README and credits.